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why did the duck go to rehab

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What does Paddy ask the nurse at the hospital about Mick?

Why did the duck go to rehab? Because he was a quack addict is a great little Joke. Take a look at the punchline of Why did the duck go to rehab? Because he was a quack addict. What about this: Why did the duck go to rehab? Know the punchline? Anyho, it's, Because he was a quack addict. There are loads more jokes to be found at Rapid Fire Jokes.

What happened to Mick and Paddy's arm?

Why did the duck go to rehab? Because he was a quack addict! One liner tags: animal. 70.85 % / 99 votes. share. Similar one liners. Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep. One liner tags: animal, sex, stupid, ugly. 69.77 % / 175 votes. share. Why are pigs so bad at soccer? They are always hogging the ball!

How did Mick lose his arm in the Outsiders?

Mar 20, 2013 · Why did the duck go to rehab? Because he was a quack addict! Animal Jokes to make your friends laugh.

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They tried to make me go to rehab..

They tried to make me go to rehab, and I said... 'I don't have insurance'. And that was the end of that.

Miley Cyrus

So Miley Cyrus entered a rehab treatment facility last week but was denied admission because they didn't think it would "twerk" out

what did the sign outside the rehab center say?

You can explore rehab quitters reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean rehab methed dad jokes. There are also rehab puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

I'm going to start a rehab program called the Hokey Pokey

Because you do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around, and that's what it's all about

What's the difference between a rehab center and a concentration camp?

One takes addicts out of people, the other takes people out of attics. (Works best when said out loud)

What cave did Bill visit?

The magical cave swamiji! One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he visit a Swamiji who lived in a nearby cave. “Simply leave a sample of urine outside his cave, and he will meditate on it, miraculously diagnose your problem, and tell you what you can do about it.

What does the doctor say about a man riding his dirt bike?

The doctor says "you torn most of the muscles in your groin so we wanted to get your okay to try a new procedure to replace the muscles in your groin with muscles from an elephants trunk.".

What did Bob tell his friend John?

One time Bob told his friend John that he had pain in his arm. One time Bob told his friend John that he had pain in his arm. Being a helpful guy, John tells him there's a new robot in a store down the road that, if you pour your urine into it and insert a dollar bill, it will diagnose any illness that you may have.

Why was John Mulaney in rehab?

In December of 2020, comedian John Mulaney checked into a Pennsylvania rehab facility following a resurgence of his addiction to alcohol, cocaine, and prescription drug use.

Is John Mulaney divorced?

Following the comedian's stint in rehab, Mulaney and his ex-wife Annamarie Tendler decided to divorce after six years of marriage.

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